I pretty much tell him I love him everyday. Spending money only pisses him off. Therefore, no VD celebrations for us. hehe.
I do, however, let my other soul mate know how much she means to me.
And she reciprocates.
This is how I know my bestest is the bestest bestest:
I send her packages that would put Elton John's costumes to shame. She sends packages that are funnier than Jeff Dunham. It's a thing. |
This is how I know she's my solemate. I know, lame joke. |
Yay! I don't want her to leave me for a better looking short person! |
I sent her this card. She sent the same one. Punchline: "What, don't you have a vase?" |
Aaaand putting it to good use. |
Miss you mucho, too. Mi amiga.
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hahahahahahaahhahahahaa, I love that it stayed on the side!
I hope Mark wasn't too offended, lol.
And good thing Valentine's Day was far enough away so I didn't rip a stitch in yo' belly.
Miss you too.
He wasn't offended. He rolled his eyes. Typical male.
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