Babies Don't Keep.

Babies Don't Keep
By Ruth Hulbert Hamilton

Mother, O Mother, come shake out your cloth,

Empty the dustpan, poison the moth,

Hang out the washing, make up the bed,

Sew on a button and butter the bread.

 Where is the mother whose house is so shocking?

She’s up in the nursery, blissfully rocking.

Oh, I’ve grown as shiftless as Little Boy Blue,

Lullabye, rockabye, lullabye loo.

Dishes are waiting and bills are past due

 Pat-a-cake, darling, and peek, peekaboo 

The shopping’s not done and there’s nothing for stew

And out in the yard there’s a hullabaloo

But I’m playing Kanga and this is my Roo

Look! Aren’t his eyes the most wonderful hue?

Lullabye, rockaby lullabye loo.

The cleaning and scrubbing can wait till tomorrow

But children grow up as I’ve learned to my sorrow.

So quiet down cobwebs; Dust go to sleep!
I’m rocking my baby and babies don’t keep.

This is MUCH Harder Than it Looks.

Trying to get a picture of my children, where they are all smiling AND looking at the camera, so far - has proven impossible.

Close... but what is Kenny doing?
Also a favorite. 

Nope.

aaand NO.

Funny - but not quite.

Everybody changed where they were looking.
It still isn't at me.

Nizope.

Probably my favorite.  

Yes.  I am that mother who dresses her kids in the same shirt for pictures.  Thank goodness it's a cute shirt, right? 
It's a good thing they're cute...

"I'm a Real Home Owner Now!"

So said Hubband after a trip to Home Depot.

Men and their caulk guns...

Learning to Pee by Myself.

So, pretty much anybody who is a mom knows what it's like to find peeing by yourself the *magical* part of the day.

With your first - you strap them into something and go forth with the peeing.

Buuuut, once you have two - presumably, your first is no longer a blob.  It does not sit there.  It does not get "strapped in" to anything.  If it does, it had better be an 18-point harness.  Because those suckers can escape ANYTHING.
So, generally you just drag them in with you, let them watch, and tell yourself "I'm teaching them how to use the potty by example."  (If you are a mom, and you have boys - you are completely delusional.  And will end up having conversations like this one.)

I'm on my third kid.  (Despite what the blog captions, and header say.)

I strap in the blob.  I put on cartoons for the non-blobs.  And usually get a speed workout in trying to get in and out of the bathroom before one of three things happen:

1. Someone knocks on the door asking for food.
2. Someone starts crying because they were kicked, hit, sat on, or are hungry
3. The baby's eyes become veeeerrrry fascinating.

It turns out there's a learning curve to this whole peeing thing.  Much like a toddler being potty-trained.  I realized this while I was cleaning the kitchen - with the baby strapped into the Ergo.  See, the Ergo is fantastic.  Seriously.  But, the way it sits on my relatively short torso, kinda puts pressure on my bladder.
The problem was, the baby was sleeping. Taking him out of the Ergo so I could use the facilities would wake him up.  Breaking the covenant of "Thou shalt NEVER wake a sleeping baby.  Thou shall be smoten if thou does." Or - something like that.  
So, I sat there trying to figure out how to pee, with a baby strapped to my chest.  I couldn't figure it out.
So, I kept cleaning the kitchen.  Do you know how much the water gets turned on while scrubbing a kitchen?  I do, NOW... Waiting for him to wake up.

Then, Hubband came home - and I passed that baby off like he was a hot-potato, barely looking back to see if he had been caught.
Got in, took a deep breath and prepared to enjoy my *magical* part of the day.

Then I heard a knock at the door.

It was Hubband.  Letting me know he's hungry - and wants to know what's for dinner. 


Then again, maybe there's no learning curve.  You just need sound-proof doors.  

St. Patricks Day.

Why this warrants a blog post... I don't know.  But it's getting one. 

Working.
And holding his balls.
Just like a man... 

Things I know about soccer:
1. Little kid cleats are a-freaking-dorable
2. Pele was 5'5" tall
3. Beckham just knocked his wife up again
4. Vevuselas are annoying. To the extreme.

A trip down the slide.
Baby H felt it was a little underwhelming...

Looking at alligators in the turtle pond...
no, there weren't really alligators. 

A park with multiple slides
A large field to run in
A merry go-round
Several other kids his age
And this kid chooses to play with a stick. 

The other thing I know about soccer:
This kid looks like he was born for it. 

Cutest, and most fitting St. Patty's day shirt
EVER! 

Let the Parade of Colors Continue!

Holdeezy became 3 months this week.

So, everybody applaud my ability to get the pictures up within a seven day timeframe!!!!!!!

Orrrr... look at his Sir Chunky-leg Cutey-pieness!

At three months he's nearly sitting up.

He's still one of the easiest babies I've ever met.

Loves his brothers.

Loves his daddy.

Loves his mommy mostest.  (And, she's totally soaking it up while it lasts... 2 years old and the daddy love comes way too fast.)

Loves his grape purple diaper - because it is a manly color.  

And sucks his thumb.  We failed on the pacifier attempts.  He's a thumb sucker.  Fun... 

[Quick update/note: I am working on updating the header/blog in general.  No, this isn't like full-time employment.  You don't have to put in 6 months before you get benefits.  You just have to start sleeping through the night...]

I Was Going to Blog...

But, yesterday I took a nap.

I was going to blog, but this morning I'm fighting with TriCare - again.

I was going to blog, but I don't have many happy, funny things to say.  Therefore, am not in the mood to fill the interwebz with my issues.   (Some other day...)

I was going to blog, but I decided to play legos and build robots instead.

I was going to blog, but after Legos I wanted to finish my book series.

No, not the most intellectual of books, but they have been entertaining. 

I was going to blog.  But then the baby woke up.  Looking adorable.

Always trying to propel himself forward.
At 3 mos, he's almost sitting.
Oi, vey.

He is damn cute.
And I'm not biased, or anything...

So, that's why I was going to blog.  But didn't.