Thursday, December 9, 2010

I am Definitely Ignoring You.

I am ignoring anyone who has the audacity to ask if I've had my baby yet.

Here are two rules for a lady who can go at any time:

1.  If you are important, you will get the call.
2. If you are less important, shut yo' mouth and wait until an announcement is made.

I promise if you are my sister, brother, dad, bestest, mother, MIL, FIL, BIL, SIL, etc. - you will get notification.  Even if it comes by way of tree.

Pretty much everybody else will have to wait until I post his potato-like face and stats like a proud new mother.  Little do they know I just like keeping up with social norms...

I will not be real-timing from the delivery room, and after my 26 hour round in the hospital to warm up for Turkey day, and a shorter adventure last night (obviously no baby.  Just blood, pain, and a generally pissed off me) - I'm even more hesitant to make any kind of call to anybody.
Kimberly Williams-Paisley, I am not.

So barista at starbucks, No - I haven't had my baby yet.  Not sure what gave that away. 
Yes, I understand you're anxious.  Imagine how I feel! 
To anybody else, it's just mean to ask if it's baby time yet.  M.E.A.N.

So please, shut yo' face and tell my I look awesome.

3 reviews:

Mrs. Wookie said...

You'd look even awesome-er (a word?) next to me in a pedicure chair. And if you were only 3 hours away to make those pedis happen.

Anonymous said...

Sarah, you'd look totally awesome no matter what! Ignore those questions, and remain the lovable you that you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas to the sweetest shoe-alohic(?) on the web with the best looking family ever!

Lindsay said...

Just punch someone in the face next time they ask. It'll send a message. Punch 'em. Right in the nose.
And I think you should real time it. Set up a web cam. Could be fun. :)

Good luck. Push hard. Scream loud. Take lots of drugs. And snuggle that little guy like crazy for the first two weeks while he's still sleepy and before he turns into a little shit. :)

We'll be thinking of you. But definitely NOT asking if you've had the baby yet. :)

If you can get pictures up on the blog or e-mail me one before the 23rd, I'd love to show all the Thueson family the newest addition to our brood. :)