He's high fashion.

Oh yes, not only is he charming - he seems to be ready for a life in high fashion.  

Little baby smuggler.
Smugglin' apples all smugly.  

I think the fuchsia/brown look works for him.  

Yes, that is in fact a beanie with his name on it.
Apparently there's a sports apparel company with the same name.
How do you not get that for him?

Diapers go with everything, darling.