Because you need to know...

... What goes on in every second of my life. Plus, some really random things.

Warning: All pictures are taken with my phone. Therefore, quality is - meh. This would be Kieran's first trip to Taco Bell. Braxton's second - but we don't count that because he doesn't actually eat. Do you notice how the taco has disappeared into Kenny's cavern, aka mouth?Braxton does not like the loud noise of my magic bullet. But, must be in the room to watch anyway. He looks silly. I think he was waiting for food... something like that. I have seen exactly ONE episode of "Sex in the City". In it was a rolling sushi buffet/bar thingadoo. There is now one in Tyson's Corner Mall. Picturage was a must. Obviously. Awww, sweet moment. I decided that four days in his comfies was enough. I peeled them off of his skin, and he freaked. Stood with his face in the neckhole for an hour. Screaming his head off. I, being the awesome mom that I am, thought it was hilarious and took a picture.
Please ignore the dirty laundry in the picture. It's like a flag. Country of Awesomdonia. They're health nuts there too. So, it's like Oregon - but with better government.
I do indeed, live in a dream world.Ok, I don't know how it happens, but I manage to take pictures of the screen of my phone. Can someone please explain? Echinacea Tea. Believe it or not, they love it, which is good because otherwise I'd have to fashion an in-home IV system for them. This is what your kids look like when you tromp them, "Fun Aunt Bop", and yourselves into the District in 21 degree weather. At least he was happy about it.Kieran was not.Seriously, this guy's a nut. I do love him so. It's like a fancy library. Like the one in "Beauty and the Beast" where she sings and glides along my dream in-home library. Only, this one is for po' folk. I don't have many words for this one.Red Robin puts crack in the kids' meals apparently...Yup, those are my ladies. But, what you should be focusing on is the fact that Kieran is asleep in my lap with a milk cup and a paintbrush. Weird.Mark's words upon seeing this photo: "When was that taken?" The answer is: "I have no idea".
But it was cute... or he was reading something that made me laugh, and I had plans to blog it - but failed. Again with the photo of the phone screen. Somebody clue me in on how I manage this... pleez?

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