Thursday, July 9, 2009

Beware...

... of bike racks. One ate my face yesterday. These pictures don't do it justice. Which is probably why I'm going to post them. Well, and my favorite bob asked me to. I love her, so I'm going to indulge her.

This one does an ok job of showing how the "big owie" goes straight down my face. A better shot of of the bruising on my forehead. What you can't tell from the pictures is that the stripe on my forehead is actually raised off of it about a 1/4 of an inch. And the (very faint in the picture) red line down my cheek has bruising all on it. But, as an idea - this should work. I didn't lose my eye - just temporarily lost the ability to make facial expressions.

My departing words of wisdom are - don't smash bike racks down on your face.

4 reviews:

Wookie said...

"wow" - wook

ya, looking good.

might you be up for the lead role in braveheart 2.0?

and wook commented that you look like a domestic dispute case. mark, where's your wifebeater?

(aunt bop commenting)

Meggie said...

I really just want to know how exactly you managed to eat it...

Jillyn said...

holy crap man! What happened? I am so sorry! Just don't let anyone joke that Mark beat you, I don't care who you are, it is not funny!!

EMac said...

How on Earth did you manage to run into a bike rack? Are you sure that it didn't transform into a decepticon and attack you?