This one does an ok job of showing how the "big owie" goes straight down my face. 
A better shot of of the bruising on my forehead. What you can't tell from the pictures is that the stripe on my forehead is actually raised off of it about a 1/4 of an inch. And the (very faint in the picture) red line down my cheek has bruising all on it. But, as an idea - this should work. I didn't lose my eye - just temporarily lost the ability to make facial expressions.
My departing words of wisdom are - don't smash bike racks down on your face.
4 reviews:
"wow" - wook
ya, looking good.
might you be up for the lead role in braveheart 2.0?
and wook commented that you look like a domestic dispute case. mark, where's your wifebeater?
(aunt bop commenting)
I really just want to know how exactly you managed to eat it...
holy crap man! What happened? I am so sorry! Just don't let anyone joke that Mark beat you, I don't care who you are, it is not funny!!
How on Earth did you manage to run into a bike rack? Are you sure that it didn't transform into a decepticon and attack you?
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