One is the Loneliest Number...

She's left me.  Not quite officially, but I'm not exactly "on the way" to California.  So for me?  She's gone.

I tried to come up with something snarky and goofy to say. But I have 'nuffin'.    Because the day she did leave I was two notches away from an ugly cry.   And then the little girl that I babysit came over.
You want awkward?  Answer the door with a splotchy face to the lady who is about to entrust you with her kid.

Miss you already Aunt Bop.